Traveling Trout! Flying Fishpaste! Holy Carp! I just realized that today is my last day being a not-adult. Tomorrow I can be tried as an adult in a court of law. How very odd.
See the story of a young Qbasic and VB coder who flung himself, unknowingly, into the vast waters of the Object Oriented C++ world full of magic, wonder, awe, and danger. See him dance among COM objects, dodge ActiveX assaults, defeat the onslaught of spyware, and worst of all, capture and harness that deadly creature known as Windows.