It can't be true!
Ohmygawsh! Why didn't anyone tell me before? I've been living on such a dangeriously fine line! It's a good thing experts are on top of people like Kenny and know how to extract this important and hard to aquire information.
posted by Cyphoid at 9:41 PM
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Oh, Drew. You better be careful. I know blowing up and chopping up little alien guys is fun.....but you know...it could take over you! Especially that girl.....watch out. AAhhhh!!
"Hi, My name is Drew, and I am a ...."
"Hello Drew!!"
"Comm-on, Drew, it is important for YOU to say it..."
"Um. ah, My name is Drew, and I am a game-o-holic!"
"WELCOME DREW!!"
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Oh, I get it, Drew is not a member of a clique so he has to compensate by living in front of his computer... Pale ,from lack of sunlight, he spends endless hours searching for companionship, empty and forlorn he finds cyber friends...a fifty two year old poastal worker from Ohio, a thirteen year old female teeni- bopper who's into rap, from LA; an asian c++ programmer from MIT and an immate from Ceder Junction doing time for grand auto theft....addicted to gaming? naww he's just searching for the love and affection he never gets from his parents.
hmmm or a 16 year old girl from ohio....instead of that postal worker cuz thats just scary
or maybe a 15 year old from RI. that's random enough, right?
ya random,want some gum.....
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