Completed political indoctrination 101..., I mean, college orientation, this week. You know, I don't care whether you are extreme liberal, extreme conservative, or anywhere in between. I don't want to hear it (unless you are a hard core pacifist. Then I'd slap you and walk away). I've heard too many bologna hot air fish carp stories from each polar extreme. None of them want to talk or to logically reason it out. They just want to gas off.

Check out my sweet rug. It almost makes me feel dignified and respectable. It's also very soft and squishy in between my toes. Next step: A large leather armchair with bison horn arm rests, resting in front of a large stone fire place that has a 14 point buck trophy hanging over it.