I need help

I think I have a drinking problem. You all will probably have to set up an intervention.

I've dumped water onto my mouth and down my shirt at least three times this week. It usually happens when I get cocky and underestimate the amount of liquid in the container. I get close to the end of my drink and say Bottoms Up! It's all downhill from there.

They say that the biggest step towards getting rid of a problem is first admitting that you have one...