Thanksgiving? For what?

While Thanksgiving may be just one more holiday to check off on your calendar, it is not such a breeze for some species. Take, for a random unbiased example, the turkey. The turkey must fight to survive. Alliances must be made, friendships broken. A survival of the fittest. Some succeed, and some don't. The ones that don't, well, you can guess where they turn up. Turkeys have long been forced to use stealth and brains, and had to rely on guerilla war tactics in the game to survive. But now, after generations of hardening and natural selection and modern technology, some turkeys have risen up to a new standard, turned the tables, flipped the odds, raised the bar and beat the hunters with it. These turkeys live among us. Learn respect them, for they have none for you.