Hot off the shower

Ironically enough, since Stephen and I were just talking about it last night, I was the subject of a spontaneous idea in the shower this morning. No, the amazing part isn't the fact that I got an idea.

I was thinking about how Cassie said that she doesn't drink soda(pop, coke) anymore because it makes her feel fat. Then I thought about overly large people and how they order three big macs and one super sized diet pepsi. I thought that this was a stupid practice. Then I thought about how there are McDonalds everywhere. In fact, there is a McDonald's everywhere there is any significant amount of population. So then I thought, what need is there for government mind-reading satellites and disguised postal worker moles, which each have a possibility of being caught, if the government could work in perfect secrecy in the basement of every single McDonalds?

Every McDonalds is conveniently placed in the center of any major populated area, and it is a major pit stop for most Americans on their way to or from work every day. Plus the fact that McDonalds serves food. And, as every one knows, mind controlling/poison/otherwise tampered with food is a huge discussion subject of the skeptical minds.

And not only McDonalds. There is more.

Did you realize that there is a multi billion dollar arms race being dealt out right beneath our noses? It is true. Tell me, if you see a McDs, what else do you expect to see? A Burger King, and a Wendy's, of course. These are suspected of being spawned by rival nations. China and Russia are chief suspects.

There are also a few smaller ones of note, a few of them being Taco bell, Sonic, Dunkin Donuts, and the like. Of these, the government is mostly sure of their origin (Guinea-Bissau, Andorra, and Palau respectively), they have been deemed not able to cause any serious damage and are not direct threats. Although, you can see how an establishment such as Chick-fil-A, located primarily in the south (Mexicans) can cause serious damage by sneaking in peanut products. I never liked Mexicans....

Therefore, since satallites are no longer the major threat, the use of tinfoil beanies no longer guarantees safety to its user (in fact, it never has. I suspect that this "remedy" to mind-reading signals was proposed by none other then The Man himself). A new safety measure is needed immediately.

So in closing, next time you are chewing at your Big-Mac, check for transmitters before you bite.