Friday, September 23, 2005

In a world where everyone was just like me:

Jeans, pocket Ts, and mullets would be an acceptible form of formal dress. And computer girl friends would be a reasonable alternative to the real thing.

And everyone would rock, because they would be just like me.



In a recent survey, 391,437 people secretely wished that they could wear a mullet around in public.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And everyone would have a llama farm.

5:22 AM  
Blogger Cyphoid said...

You're darn tootin.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can I be like you, huih, please, huh, huh....

1:56 PM  
Blogger heidi said...

youhave online girlfriends?

10:33 PM  
Blogger Cyphoid said...

Ehem, not "online" girlfriends. Just, computer girlfriends. Compatible with or without high speed internet connection.

5:47 AM  

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